an old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead.
What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Marketing 101 .................
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her, and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her, and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.
fullmetal alchemist ..................
people cannot gain anything without sacrificing something,you must present something of equal value to gain something,that is the principle of equivalent trade in alchemy.
kimi no te de kirisaite tooi hi no kioku wo (please rip apart the old memories with your hands)
kanashimi no iki no ne wo tometekureyo (and stop sadness completely)
saa ai ni kogareta mune wo tsuranuke (now pierce through my heart which is in love)
asu ga kuruhazu no sora wo mite (i look up at the sky where tomorrow should arrive)
mayou bakari no kokoro moteamashiteiru (looks like i cannot use my heart well, for it is full of worries)
katawara no tori ga habataita (a bird near me flew)
dokoka hikari wo mitsukeraretanokana (i wonder if it was able to find light)
naa omae no se ni ore mo nosete kurenaika (will you let me ride on your back?)
soshite ichiban takai tokoro de okizari ni shite
yasashisakara toozakete (then leave me behind at the world's highest place and keep
me away from kindness)
kimi no te de kirisaite tooi hi no kioku wo (please rip apart the old memories with your hands)
kanashimi no iki no ne wo tometekure yo (and stop sadness completely)
saa ai ni kogareta mune wo tsuranuke (now pierce through my heart which is in love)
Thursday, March 20, 2008
anime review .........
if u r into anime n looking for a review, u should check this link:
http://www.theanimereview.com/
maybe some of the titles u r looking for not in the list but it does help a lot when u want to find a good anime. Of course anime appreciation is a fairly personal thing, and not even I think all the anime are good or should be in the favourite list.
http://www.theanimereview.com/
maybe some of the titles u r looking for not in the list but it does help a lot when u want to find a good anime. Of course anime appreciation is a fairly personal thing, and not even I think all the anime are good or should be in the favourite list.
No Extras!
A married couple goes into a dentist’s office. The husband is in a big hurry. He says, “No expensive extras, Doc.
No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.”
“I wish more of my patients were as brave as you,” the dentist says. “Now, which tooth is it?”
The husband turns to his wife and says, “Show him your tooth, honey.”
No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.”
“I wish more of my patients were as brave as you,” the dentist says. “Now, which tooth is it?”
The husband turns to his wife and says, “Show him your tooth, honey.”
my favourite anime .................
my favourite anime:
1. Getbacker
2. Azumanga Daioh
and many more. right now i have more than 50 titles n i hope that i can get more. plus i love the OST. if u want to download the songs (in mp3 format), u can go here:
also u can direct download the anime there, but the website is more for downloading the OST.
Signs You're Older Now .......................
-You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
-You can live without sex, but not without glasses.
-Your back goes out more than you do.
-You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks in the room.
-You are proud of your lawn mower.
-Your best friend is dating someone half their age... and isn't breaking any laws.
-Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
-You sing along with the elevator music.
-You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
-You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
-You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
-You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
-You make an appointment to see the dentist.
-You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
-Neighbors borrow your tools.
-People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
-You have dreams about prunes.
-You answer a question with "because I said so!"
-The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
-You wear black socks with sandals.
-You know what the word "equity" means.
-You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch TV.
-Your ears are hairier than your head.
-You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
-You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
-You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
-You can live without sex, but not without glasses.
-Your back goes out more than you do.
-You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks in the room.
-You are proud of your lawn mower.
-Your best friend is dating someone half their age... and isn't breaking any laws.
-Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
-You sing along with the elevator music.
-You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
-You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
-You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
-You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
-You make an appointment to see the dentist.
-You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
-Neighbors borrow your tools.
-People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
-You have dreams about prunes.
-You answer a question with "because I said so!"
-The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
-You wear black socks with sandals.
-You know what the word "equity" means.
-You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch TV.
-Your ears are hairier than your head.
-You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
-You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
-You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
gunung gading ...................
masa kat gunung gading with my friends. Gunung Gading is a nice place and its waterfall also beautiful. This pic was taken lepas turun dari waterfall. walaupun penat bjln naik atas but it was fun.
wonderful cookies ...............
even kat tin biskut pun ada cap wonderful. i asked myself, is life really wonderful?. Dunno, different person has different way of living. Maybe we should eat this biscuits and afterward maybe we'll find the wonderful feeling. heheh. for your info, i love to eat butter cookies and cheese cakes n if u out there know who i am then you should chia me for a piece of cheese cake.
pandan beach, lundu ........
masa kat pandan beach, lundu. nice beach, nice place, nice people. masa nie dah almost gelap, so not many people were around. good place for hanging out with friends and masa weekend ramai org yg pegi . not sure when will i be visiting lundu again, maybe someday .......
trip to serikin ....................
this pic was taken during our trip to serikin, unfortunately i didnt take any pics of how serikin looks like or the surrounding area ... and also i didnt buy anything from there. Masa ni tgh lepak2 depan rumah org lepas diaorg penat2 shopping (sebenarnya penat tengok brg from beli brg). I ve been there twice but never bought anything from there so it didnt really complete my visit there. maybe for the 3rd visit, i will find something good to bring back, itu pun kalau ada. (beli brg pun depend on mood sebenarnya).
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
LOST ....................
LOST IN SPACE .......................... THIS IS HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW ..... HEHEHanother joke ................. Difficult Question
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about the birds and the bees.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open.
The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"
The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about the birds and the bees.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open.
The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"
The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
Monday, March 17, 2008
poosac sleeping ........
one of my poosac, she's call mineq. i wonder why poosac like to sleep like this ..... really in deep sleep. she has 3 cute babies.
this joke i just got from the inet, just wanted 2 share it with u.......
10 Things You Don't Want To Hear In The Airport:
1. "We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding will start at $20."
2. "I'm sorry madam, but we cannot allow you to bring your cat on board. We don't yet know the effects of high radiation on our feline friends. And we are required to check your bags."
3. "Yes sir, we are aware of the biohazard tag on your luggage and no, you don't want to know its origin. I recommend you refrain from opening your suitcase."
4. "Yes sir, importing Cuban cigars is illegal, that's why the security officer had to confiscate them. What? He's smoking them? Hey! You rat! Save some for me!"
5. "I'm sorry madam, but our insurance policy does not cover punctures in your bags caused by our checking attendants. No, it also does not cover airline crashes. It does cover explosions prior to takeoff, however, and is our most commonly purchased package."
6. "Attention all airline passengers, your flight has been delayed."
7. "For those who have never flown before or who have never heard about the concept of a flying machine: We are currently experiencing 'turbulence,' a common by-product of 'air travel.' Please refrain from screams of mortal danger until we've safely landed."
8. "Madam, please take your food now, the tongs are melting."
9. "We apologize for the delay. Due to extenuating circumstances, our pilot is experiencing difficulties with his sobriety level. Please allow sufficient time for him to have additional shots of tequila."
10. "This is your captain speaking, on the left you can now observe the majestic Mount Kilamanjar... oh, crap!"
10 Things You Don't Want To Hear In The Airport:
1. "We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding will start at $20."
2. "I'm sorry madam, but we cannot allow you to bring your cat on board. We don't yet know the effects of high radiation on our feline friends. And we are required to check your bags."
3. "Yes sir, we are aware of the biohazard tag on your luggage and no, you don't want to know its origin. I recommend you refrain from opening your suitcase."
4. "Yes sir, importing Cuban cigars is illegal, that's why the security officer had to confiscate them. What? He's smoking them? Hey! You rat! Save some for me!"
5. "I'm sorry madam, but our insurance policy does not cover punctures in your bags caused by our checking attendants. No, it also does not cover airline crashes. It does cover explosions prior to takeoff, however, and is our most commonly purchased package."
6. "Attention all airline passengers, your flight has been delayed."
7. "For those who have never flown before or who have never heard about the concept of a flying machine: We are currently experiencing 'turbulence,' a common by-product of 'air travel.' Please refrain from screams of mortal danger until we've safely landed."
8. "Madam, please take your food now, the tongs are melting."
9. "We apologize for the delay. Due to extenuating circumstances, our pilot is experiencing difficulties with his sobriety level. Please allow sufficient time for him to have additional shots of tequila."
10. "This is your captain speaking, on the left you can now observe the majestic Mount Kilamanjar... oh, crap!"
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for the purpose of testing ...................... this is munong, my "poosac". if u wonder what is "poosac", actually it comes from the word PUSAK where it means KUCING (if u're not a sarawakian) and CAT (if u're a mat salleh). to make things sound n look good, i decided to change PUSAK to Poosac. It's my blog, so i can do anything i want. heh.
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